Can you be gay without being a slut?

We don't call it "being a slut"--only girls, envious sissies and jealous trannies call it that. We call it "being popular" and "having fun." You, I take it, are a lonely and envious sissy--overweight? Acne? Lisp? Poor thing, you WISH those hunky boys were hitting on you and trying to get you in bed. Of course you do! Well--if I might suggest--drop the effeminate mannerisms and the girlish vocabulary: Another, much nicer and more masculine way of saying "slut" when referring to boys is "lucky." And when you've absorbed that, x-x has some really pertinent advice for you.